Reverse Jake: > Pounce boyfriend.
Jan. 1st, 2013 05:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[You never thought you would be the kind of fella who would stand idly by while someone beat the crap out of your heart's darling. Turns out, you're not! You're the kind of fella who beats the crap out of said darling himself.]
[You leap into Dirk's personal space, guns ablaze, and attempt to make up for his superior speed with your superior firepower.]
Take THAT you studmuffin!!
[You leap into Dirk's personal space, guns ablaze, and attempt to make up for his superior speed with your superior firepower.]
Take THAT you studmuffin!!
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:36 am (UTC)Tell me about your fantasy.
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:39 am (UTC)Ah... gosh.
Weve just been out... exploring. Plundering tombs at home.
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:45 am (UTC)I thought plundering tombs was the whole point.
[You fit your mouth over the join of his neck and shoulder and begin to suck a mark into the spot with all the patience in the world.]
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:47 am (UTC)It was. It was the whole point before i started dreaming about it!!
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:21 am (UTC)And then it became all about how you want me to raid your catacombs?
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:23 am (UTC)I mean it would depend on the nngh.
The.. the night.
But sometimes youd... you know. Invite me to join you.
And... hah.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:29 am (UTC)And?
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:35 am (UTC)You would be naked in a shower!
Hell you ARE.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:40 am (UTC)You were the one who told impressionable young me youd spend hours in steamy water alone.
Its YOUR fault.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:44 am (UTC)I will not apologize for giving you awkward teen boners.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:45 am (UTC)It is so unfair that you didnt have this. It is seriously the worst.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:50 am (UTC)[In all honesty, you feel inclined to agree because of REASONS.]
Hey.
Want to know how the first time I masturbated went down?
I didn't last two minutes.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:52 am (UTC)Well.
Probably a similar number for mine really.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:53 am (UTC)That was a couple of months ago, Jake.
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Date: 2013-01-15 09:55 am (UTC)But um.
What were you thinking about?
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Date: 2013-01-15 10:01 am (UTC)I was thinking about how much it could pay off to get a clue about myself before subjecting you to that.
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Date: 2013-01-15 10:02 am (UTC)Im still pretty shocked you know.
You never go into anything without research do you?
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Date: 2013-01-15 10:07 am (UTC)Sometimes even I'm not above spontaneity.
[You spontaneously run your fingers along the top of the cleft of his ass.]
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Date: 2013-01-15 10:09 am (UTC)Right.
I can tell.
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